Okay, as pieces go, I grant this may be divisive. And I grant I may be jumping into hot water when making the claim that Din Djarin, the titular Mandalorian from the Disney+ Star Wars series The Mandalorian, isn’t the most perfect father to Grogu, our li’l “Baby Yoda,” arguably the most adorable character in the Star Wars universe. And I grant to suggest M3GAN, the A.I. doll-cum-murder-bot from Universal Pictures’ surprise hit horror/comedy/dance film M3GAN, is a better parent to Cady than Din Djarin is to Grogu may be turning the temperature of our metaphorical water up to a scalding, life-threatening degree. But I’m not suggesting anything. I’M SAYING IT. M3GAN the A.I. doll-cum-murder-bot is by far a better parent to Cady than Din Djarin the Mandalorian is to Grogu. BOOM. I will die on this hill. But before the internet moves to crucify me (oh! that worked really well with the “die on this hill” line!), hear me out and let me know what you think. Okay? Okay.
Fair warning, SPOILERS for both M3GAN and The Mandalorian S1-3 will abound.