So back in December, to prepare for The Last Jedi, I marathoned all the Star Wars movies in chronological order. Since I was dropping the Disney Canon additions in where they’d fit narratively (and back-to-back double featuring Rogue One with A New Hope) that meant EIGHT NIGHTS straight of Star Wars goodness, with The Last Jedi on the final night. Then, last month, I took this process to new heights with my Mega Marvel Movie Marathon – every single MCU film leading up to my seeing Avengers: Infinity War. That meant NINETEEN STRAIGHT NIGHTS of Marvel greatness! But now…the Merc with a Mouth returns! So what monstrously magnificent marathon will lead my way to Deadpool 2?!?!?
Um, well I’m just going to watch Deadpool the night before I go see Deadpool 2. There’s just that one movie before this one so I’m gonna re-watch it. What were you expecting?
Gosh, this promposal, Instagram-everything, it has to be “an EVENT” to be important culture we’re living in really ruins things. Realistic expectations people! Sheesh.